Blog Entry For 23/2/2014

New job, new home, meeting new friends, travelling back to Dundee for Christmas with the family, New Year...sorry I've been rather busy lately. I promise to gather my thoughts and bring you all up to date soon. I did manage a minor facelift to the website though to make it easier to sort blog entries and, in case you didn't notice, gave my little invaders something to do.

I always have time for a laugh though, and do like to share the weird and wonderful things I stumble across on the net. After all, there's always time for amusing news...cue News to Amuse III...

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...wish I had a trumpet...

Russians certainly don't pull any punches when they want to make their point clear! Anyone got a staple puller handy? Red Square naked nail protester faces criminal charges.

Man sues wife over ugly children and judge orders wife to pay $120,000. Oh the perils of a cheeky face lift. Rather sad though.

Wow, just wow. Of course, the only reason this wrong is health and safety! Words just, they can't, eesh. I want to be a cat. Coconutters banned.

OMG!!!! I want one. I wonder if I can get one on Amazon... Camel impressionist.

So...I'm curious as to who footed the bill for this research. It's worth a look for the cut out and keep guide that accompanies it. Number 12 is especially lazy, more commitment required there I think. Hip-o-critical Health Advice.

I shall leave you with this daft little number. Hands up those of us who have never seen an African monkey with a hangover? Let's fix that... Animals Get Wasted.

And that's all I have time for this edition. Hope you enjoyed them.